"Welcome to Tranquility city. I hope your stay with us will be as pleasant as a Slovarian pleasure pit.
Be sure to check out Tranquility Falls, the sector's largest liquid carbonfalls (and be sure to bring a coat!).
Tranquility offers the finest in rare wines, as the hub of the Epsilon 6 Wine Trader's Association.
Oh, with so many wonderful things to see and do, I feel assured your stay with us will be a pleasant one.

---The Mayor
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